I Heart The Simpsons

How do you find the defendant?

Heeeee's guilty of mayhem, exposure indecent,
Freaked out behavior both chronic and recent,
Drinking and driving, narcotic posession,
And that's just page one of his ten page confessiooooon...

I should put you away where you can't kill or maim us,
But this is LA, and you're rich and faaaaaamoooooouuuuus!

I'm checkin' in!

He's checkin' in!

I'm checkin' in!

Checkin', checkin' in!

No more pills or alcohol,
No more pot or Demorol,
No more stinkin' fun at all!
I'm checkin' in!

He's checkin' in, he's checkin' in!

No more looking pale and thin,
No more bugs beneath your skin.

Hey! That's just my aspirin!

Chuck it out! Yooou're cheeeeckiiiing iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin!!!


w00t.

And the ape says, "D'oh!"