Subway
Y'know, the more I think about it, the closer this page is coming to a typical online journal....
Anywho, guess what happenned today! Lots of boring things! And also I spent about two and a half hours at Subway talking to a couple friends and one horrible, horrible person. Eww, she makes me puke into my drink.....
We had some very interesting conversations. We covered everything from terrifying video games to religion to the condition of various body parts. It was very enlightening. We also had several freakishly coincidental meetings. It was very disturbing.
Of course, I was being my typical suave, charming, and hilarious self the whole time. Definately the life of the table. Meanwhile Jake, yes the same Jake from The Mulligans, the band I'm in, berated us for our unholy ways, screaming that we must repent or burn for eternity. Okay, I may be exaggerating a touch. Or maybe a whole shove. Jes, a person previously unmentioned who attempts to rape me at every turn (like all the fiynne laiydeez), focused mainly on her own detestibility, which, like Jake, is exaggerated. Last, and certainly least, it was there. I don't know exactly what she was saying, but whatever it was, I'm sure it was only barely comprehendable.
((She's not exactly the sharpest knife in the drawer....))
So what did I learn tonight, you ask? Well, I'll tell you.
I learned that I have to pick up a copy of Alice.
I learned that Jake's sister swears.
I learned that girls don't want to be boys.
I learned that Kevin wears speedos.
I learned that certain people can't stand akward silences.
I learned that the Chicken Teriyaki sub is one of the "under 6g of fat" subs.
I learned that the smoking section of Subway is completely pointless.
I learned that Thomas lived in South Carolina.
I learned that it has a hilarious Driver's Liscense picture.
I learned that Jake plans on wearing orange Converses to all school dances.
I learned that some people have sex with walls?
I learned that certain cross country families are cult members.
I learned that my brother....well, I won't go into detail about that.
I probably learned some other stuff, but I'll have to add it later. Suffice it to say that tonight was a learning experience. Plus, I feel unusually upbeat now. How great is that?
And the cow says "Meuh."
Anywho, guess what happenned today! Lots of boring things! And also I spent about two and a half hours at Subway talking to a couple friends and one horrible, horrible person. Eww, she makes me puke into my drink.....
We had some very interesting conversations. We covered everything from terrifying video games to religion to the condition of various body parts. It was very enlightening. We also had several freakishly coincidental meetings. It was very disturbing.
Of course, I was being my typical suave, charming, and hilarious self the whole time. Definately the life of the table. Meanwhile Jake, yes the same Jake from The Mulligans, the band I'm in, berated us for our unholy ways, screaming that we must repent or burn for eternity. Okay, I may be exaggerating a touch. Or maybe a whole shove. Jes, a person previously unmentioned who attempts to rape me at every turn (like all the fiynne laiydeez), focused mainly on her own detestibility, which, like Jake, is exaggerated. Last, and certainly least, it was there. I don't know exactly what she was saying, but whatever it was, I'm sure it was only barely comprehendable.
((She's not exactly the sharpest knife in the drawer....))
So what did I learn tonight, you ask? Well, I'll tell you.
I learned that I have to pick up a copy of Alice.
I learned that Jake's sister swears.
I learned that girls don't want to be boys.
I learned that Kevin wears speedos.
I learned that certain people can't stand akward silences.
I learned that the Chicken Teriyaki sub is one of the "under 6g of fat" subs.
I learned that the smoking section of Subway is completely pointless.
I learned that Thomas lived in South Carolina.
I learned that it has a hilarious Driver's Liscense picture.
I learned that Jake plans on wearing orange Converses to all school dances.
I learned that some people have sex with walls?
I learned that certain cross country families are cult members.
I learned that my brother....well, I won't go into detail about that.
I probably learned some other stuff, but I'll have to add it later. Suffice it to say that tonight was a learning experience. Plus, I feel unusually upbeat now. How great is that?
And the cow says "Meuh."
Pulled from the planet-sized mind of Christopholes around 9:36 PM
6 Comments:
Jake is awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
But Chris is far more awesome. Jake doesn't hold a candle to his greatness.
wow u galz like cris 2? hes da bomb
o ya we cant get enuff of him
Christopher,
I tried to be nice, and this is what I get? I gave you a hug when I received the anti-valentine. I gave you a hug for doing AWESOME in the drumline show. How can you be this mean to you friend's girlfriend? And you think that Jake is just a cover up?? Well, maybe he WAS, but definately not anymore. I am SOOOO over you! I can't believe I actually cared what you thought about me! And guess what?! Jake thinks your a dirtymonkeyslappingnickafocky!! And by the way, at least I HAVE a driver's liscene, and my picture is adorable!!
look chris jake is way cooler he is a superhero and you are not
jake is a nerd
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