Just A Warning...

So, yeah. I'm gonna be gone for a while. Like, three weeks a while. Hopefully, my computer will be coming with me. If it does, I'll continue to update.

I'm considering starting a "Chronicles of Chrissick" miniseries, recording my adventures in the small-town jungle. If any of you have ever wondered what a ninja does when confronted with life-threatening boredom, here's your chance.

I'll try to post every few days, so none of you forget that I'm alive. It's important that no one thinks I'm dead. If they do, how can I take credit for all of my dastardly schemes?

UPDATE: I made it! I'm alive and kicking! So you can look forward to several posts regarding the boring and mediocre capers that I'm planning on.....planning.

ANOTHER UPDATE: Okay, I don't feel like cluttering up this page with a bajillion new posts that I'm doing just out of boredom, so I made an entirely new page. For your benefit.

I do care.

So here it is: SLOWTOWN!!!

And the maniacal villain says, "Bwamwahahahahahahaaaaaaaa!"