Fill yer gut Vs. Blood n' guts...

Two reviews tonight, though I plan on keeping them both rather short. It's late.

First off, I ate at Olive Garden today, and totally stuffed myself. I got the new Smoked Mozzarella Chicken, and I have only one word for you.

Sensuous.

That's how good it was.

10 out of 10, guys. If you like the sound of it, then you'll love the taste of it.


Second is the movie I just finished, House of Wax. I have mixed feelings about this one.

The plot was alright. And interesting idea, if nothing else. The thing was, I spent the whole time either laughing or cringing.

The dialogue scenes were hilariously mediocre. Cheesey, cliche script. Poor acting. The whole shabang.

The gory scenes were...well...GORY. I'm not one to flinch at most scenes of extreme violence, but somehow, peeling off the skin of an immobile man, or cutting off a fingertip with wire cutters, or even a pit full of roadkill are enough to give me the jibblies.

As is slicing up a heel, impaling a head on a pipe, tearing off someone's face, etc.

Personally, I give it a 4 out of 10. It seemed like they sacrificed the plot just to throw in excessive amounts of gore.

Ah, well.

And the scared girl says, "I understand you! You're not a freak, he is! Oh my god, please don't kill me!"