I am sick
I must be the most strong-willed guy in existence. Or at least in the top ten. Soon you'll know why. Very soon. As soon as you get to the next part. The very next paragraph. Right here.
Today I was very, very sick. The symptoms:
The worst migraine of my life.
Extremely dry mouth.
Weakness in arms. (I could only manage two pushups this morning.)
Complete loss of taste.
Burningly dry nose, running just enough to make me sniff constantly.
Bleeding without cause.
Stiff neck.
Mild cough.
Frequent sneezing.
Loss of concentration.
Sore knees.
That's about it. Now, with all of this, I still went to our nearly six-hour-long drumline practice. I did take a Tylenol halfway through (Thanks Sam!), but still, you've got to admit, I'm a beast. I, along with everyone else in the drumline, actually had a really great rehearsal. We made lots of progress.
I'm feeling slightly better now, but I still feel like just mashing my head into the keyboard and knocking myself out. In fact...
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And the sick child says "I'm vomiting!"
Today I was very, very sick. The symptoms:
The worst migraine of my life.
Extremely dry mouth.
Weakness in arms. (I could only manage two pushups this morning.)
Complete loss of taste.
Burningly dry nose, running just enough to make me sniff constantly.
Bleeding without cause.
Stiff neck.
Mild cough.
Frequent sneezing.
Loss of concentration.
Sore knees.
That's about it. Now, with all of this, I still went to our nearly six-hour-long drumline practice. I did take a Tylenol halfway through (Thanks Sam!), but still, you've got to admit, I'm a beast. I, along with everyone else in the drumline, actually had a really great rehearsal. We made lots of progress.
I'm feeling slightly better now, but I still feel like just mashing my head into the keyboard and knocking myself out. In fact...
67yuyuhnb 6t56b 5t 6yt 8 54m 6t5 6yt56y7t7u8u7yu6hn6756t6y7tuh7uy6h7yt
And the sick child says "I'm vomiting!"
6 Comments:
Why don't you just cry about it some more you baby. You have no idea what "sick" and "pain" mean until you've been what women have to go through ALL THE TIME!!! Yeah, so next time you feel like complaining, think about that one!
You know, I did specify 'guy' in the very beginning, so it doesn't really include women. Also, women, or at least some of them, "IT", are not entitled to an opinion. At least not about me. So go stop sucking.
Chris you are not a beast the only true beast it jake
Chris... you dont know what it is like to be sick untill you only have one kidney
Okay, okay Jake. You've got me on that one. I don't know what it's like to have one kidney. But then again, you don't know what it's like to have two kidneys. Or at least two fully functional kidneys. :-) And my mom, like my grandmother, thinks you're a ham, so there.
ahhhhhh that does not matter!!!!!!!!!!!
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