Hmm...22 To Go...I Have Time
Well, I've got a bit of a rant, here. I am terribly disappointed.
The 40 Year Old Virgin sucked.
I've come to expect a higher level of comedy out of Steve Carrell, through past successes (See Anchorman, Bruce Almighty, and even Bewitched). I was looking forward to another hilarious work of art, and all I got out of it was mindless, crude, and ridiculously repetitive swearing and sexual 'humor,' if you can call it that.
They should have called it "Potty Mouth: The Movie." Or perhaps, "Cliches Gone Retarded!" Either would have been more appropriate.
I'd say that I don't want to reveal the storyline and spoil it...but the ENTIRE PLOT is summed up in the title. He's 40. He's a virgin. Ha ha ha ha HA.
There's just not much there to review. It's just 116 minutes of foulness.
I give it 4 toilet bowl brushes out of 10.
If you enjoy more than one or two scenes of this crap, then *poof*, there goes your respect.
And the virgin says, "I'm a virgin." And his friends say, "He's a virgin." And the ladies say, "You're a virgin." And the title says, "The 40 Year Old Virgin."
Two side notes. First, I think I ought to recognize imdb.com for all the movie links I've been using. S'been quite a lot of help. Second, I'm going to have to get a new baseball bat, because there'll be huge swarms of jealous women to beat off once I reveal that I am now a taken man.
That is all.
The 40 Year Old Virgin sucked.
I've come to expect a higher level of comedy out of Steve Carrell, through past successes (See Anchorman, Bruce Almighty, and even Bewitched). I was looking forward to another hilarious work of art, and all I got out of it was mindless, crude, and ridiculously repetitive swearing and sexual 'humor,' if you can call it that.
They should have called it "Potty Mouth: The Movie." Or perhaps, "Cliches Gone Retarded!" Either would have been more appropriate.
I'd say that I don't want to reveal the storyline and spoil it...but the ENTIRE PLOT is summed up in the title. He's 40. He's a virgin. Ha ha ha ha HA.
There's just not much there to review. It's just 116 minutes of foulness.
I give it 4 toilet bowl brushes out of 10.
If you enjoy more than one or two scenes of this crap, then *poof*, there goes your respect.
And the virgin says, "I'm a virgin." And his friends say, "He's a virgin." And the ladies say, "You're a virgin." And the title says, "The 40 Year Old Virgin."
Two side notes. First, I think I ought to recognize imdb.com for all the movie links I've been using. S'been quite a lot of help. Second, I'm going to have to get a new baseball bat, because there'll be huge swarms of jealous women to beat off once I reveal that I am now a taken man.
That is all.
Pulled from the planet-sized mind of Christopholes around 11:43 PM
1 Comments:
Steve Carrel is definitely one of my new favorite actors. I think that in the 40 Year Old Virgin he probably did as good as he could with what he had, but the movie as a whole just wasn't that great.
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