I'm Cutting School Tomorrow...
Well, I've got a new topic to review, and a whole new grading scale to do it with! I hope you all have moved sufficiently past the edge of your seats, cuz this is gonna be big...
I'm going to review...
A DISEASE!!!!!!
Seriously! I am!
No, really.
Yes. I am.
It's a little bugger known as Tonsillitis.
I have, apparently, been victim to this foul condition for six days now, and I think that gives me enough experience to give an accurate opinion.
It's not fun.
You want an idea of how it feels? Try swallowing a coal, straight from the fire. Or, umm, look down the throat of a fellow victim.
There are two main causes of Tonsillitis. A viral infection, or a bacterial infection. By my mother's sweet green gravy, I hope that this is bacterial. This is mainly because there's no real treatment for a viral infection. I'd just have to wait until my body fought it off. Of course, that would occur much sooner than it would in your average human being, but I'm a busy man! I have things to do, places to go, FOOD TO EAT!
That's right. I can barely even eat. But more on that, later.
Bacterial infections are just as severe, but can be treated with antibiotics. I've got a bunch of them, and I'm hoping that they'll help.
If they don't? Que sera sera.
Anywho, Strep Throat, short for the Streptococci bacteria, is a type of bacterial Tonsillitis. It's not what I have, so I'm not rediculously contagious, but just so you all know.
Now, as for the symptoms. These are what the internet have to offer:
Ugh.
Oh yeah! I've also got this cold sore, which I can't seem to get rid of, so while I was at the doctor's today, I had him prescribe me some pills for it.
Those things are ginormous.
I seriously hope I don't accidentally swallow one sideways, because if it gets stuck...it's gonna stay stuck.
Let's see...can I complain any more? I don't think so.
Guys, don't take me too seriously. I feel awful, and all, but I'm sure it's not as bad as I make it sound.
Still...I had to bust out a whole new rating system for this one. On a scale from 0 to -10, Tonsillitis, be it viral or bacterial, or whatever, gets a -7. Grrrr.
And the out-of-comission rockstar says, "I'm glad that sick kids are supposed to smell."
I'm going to review...
A DISEASE!!!!!!
Seriously! I am!
No, really.
Yes. I am.
It's a little bugger known as Tonsillitis.
I have, apparently, been victim to this foul condition for six days now, and I think that gives me enough experience to give an accurate opinion.
It's not fun.
You want an idea of how it feels? Try swallowing a coal, straight from the fire. Or, umm, look down the throat of a fellow victim.
There are two main causes of Tonsillitis. A viral infection, or a bacterial infection. By my mother's sweet green gravy, I hope that this is bacterial. This is mainly because there's no real treatment for a viral infection. I'd just have to wait until my body fought it off. Of course, that would occur much sooner than it would in your average human being, but I'm a busy man! I have things to do, places to go, FOOD TO EAT!
That's right. I can barely even eat. But more on that, later.
Bacterial infections are just as severe, but can be treated with antibiotics. I've got a bunch of them, and I'm hoping that they'll help.
If they don't? Que sera sera.
Anywho, Strep Throat, short for the Streptococci bacteria, is a type of bacterial Tonsillitis. It's not what I have, so I'm not rediculously contagious, but just so you all know.
Now, as for the symptoms. These are what the internet have to offer:
- A very sore throat with red, swollen tonsils; there may be a white discharge or spots on the tonsils.
- Swollen and tender lymph nodes in the neck under the jaw.
- A low-grade fever and headache accompanying the other symptoms.
Ugh.
Oh yeah! I've also got this cold sore, which I can't seem to get rid of, so while I was at the doctor's today, I had him prescribe me some pills for it.
Those things are ginormous.
I seriously hope I don't accidentally swallow one sideways, because if it gets stuck...it's gonna stay stuck.
Let's see...can I complain any more? I don't think so.
Guys, don't take me too seriously. I feel awful, and all, but I'm sure it's not as bad as I make it sound.
Still...I had to bust out a whole new rating system for this one. On a scale from 0 to -10, Tonsillitis, be it viral or bacterial, or whatever, gets a -7. Grrrr.
And the out-of-comission rockstar says, "I'm glad that sick kids are supposed to smell."
Pulled from the planet-sized mind of Christopholes around 6:38 PM
1 Comments:
oh my goodness, I think I might have it too! =/
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