Foul-mouthed F*^#$%s
I've had it. I'm going to hire a hitman. Anyone interested? If you take the job, you'll get to knock off a few high school students!
Some people just need to be taught some common courtesy. I don't mind if a person chooses to swear. In some instances, it can enhance their meaning, or add to the comic value of a joke. I choose not to, except if it's a mild song lyric, and that's me. But some people.....ugh. You could write a song with all the words they use. After all, it seems like they only use five of the first six letters in the alphabet: "F you, D mother Fing B. I'll Fing kick your Fing A, C-sucker."
Or, if they're in a really creative mood: "S! You Ns can Fing go to H, D A-C. C H A P S.
Hah hah! You can spell stupid words with their stupid, over-excercised profanity. P-A-D. S-A-D. H-A-D. D-A-S-H. N-A-P. Etc...
I had to spend twenty minutes listening to a couple of people (I won't mention exactly who. Let's just say one is practically a Troll, the other got a much-deserved fist to the face, and both ride my bus.) make horrible, racist comments, lie their pants off, and discuss the finer points of 'big-talking'. That is, being too full of yourself to realize that anyone off the street could beat the crap out of you. They literally swore more than every other word. Much of what they said didn't even make sense. For instance: "F F you know, cuz that Fing B was like, 'F, man. F you.' And I was all, F the F off. F your mouth, and A Fing walk away, B. And that Fing N Fer Fing walked the F away! He Fing knows that I'm a mother-Fing Bad-A."
Honestly. Do these people have any idea how stupid this makes them look? Upon reflection, I think not. After all, stupid people are often unaware of all the ridiculously stupid things they do. It gets to the point where what they say isn't even offensive anymore, for it has no meaning. Just like stepping out into the bright sunlight, people adjust. They block it out. What the idiots were doing to attract attention in the first place drives it away. Unless someone, such as myself, is trying to read in peace and can't concentrate over the volume of their obscenity.
Speaking of their volume, I hate my bus driver. You'll get the connection in a minute. She does not punish anyone. She tells people to stop, once or twice, and gives up. Jerks get right up next to her and start swearing at 6-year-old children, children who used to be good kids, but now have mouths fouler than their teachers'. She does absolutely nothing. Sure, if someone takes something that belongs to her, or even if it just falls on the floor, she'll pull the bus over and make us late.
Now these two retards (nothing against the mentally slow) were yelling, and I mean yelling. Louder than my singing in the shower yelling. I know she heard them. All the kids up front heard them, too. She didn't even ask them to stop. Here they are, plotting to get "All the whites to gang up on that N," and she doesn't even blink. ARGH! I wish she would just make it a silent bus. Anyone who talks get written up. Then I could read, and not have to worry about their idiocy. Or better yet, I wish I could finally go and get my friggin' liscense! Then I wouldn't have to ride the bus! I could sleep in! And I wouldn't have to bum rides from Juniors! Ah, the freedom....
Sorry. Started to daydream a bit there. Anywho, the point I'm trying to make is, KILL ANYONE WHO DROPS THE F-BOMB MORE THAN THREE TIMES IN ONE SENTANCE!!!!
That's all.
Oh, and if anyone happens to 'accidentally' kill, or even maim the guys that I'm 'not' talking about, there's always there chance that they happen to find a wad of twenties lying inside their locker a couple of days later. Not that I'd know anything about that.
And the imbecile, apparently, says, "A-B-C-D-F-F-F!!!!!"
Some people just need to be taught some common courtesy. I don't mind if a person chooses to swear. In some instances, it can enhance their meaning, or add to the comic value of a joke. I choose not to, except if it's a mild song lyric, and that's me. But some people.....ugh. You could write a song with all the words they use. After all, it seems like they only use five of the first six letters in the alphabet: "F you, D mother Fing B. I'll Fing kick your Fing A, C-sucker."
Or, if they're in a really creative mood: "S! You Ns can Fing go to H, D A-C. C H A P S.
Hah hah! You can spell stupid words with their stupid, over-excercised profanity. P-A-D. S-A-D. H-A-D. D-A-S-H. N-A-P. Etc...
I had to spend twenty minutes listening to a couple of people (I won't mention exactly who. Let's just say one is practically a Troll, the other got a much-deserved fist to the face, and both ride my bus.) make horrible, racist comments, lie their pants off, and discuss the finer points of 'big-talking'. That is, being too full of yourself to realize that anyone off the street could beat the crap out of you. They literally swore more than every other word. Much of what they said didn't even make sense. For instance: "F F you know, cuz that Fing B was like, 'F, man. F you.' And I was all, F the F off. F your mouth, and A Fing walk away, B. And that Fing N Fer Fing walked the F away! He Fing knows that I'm a mother-Fing Bad-A."
Honestly. Do these people have any idea how stupid this makes them look? Upon reflection, I think not. After all, stupid people are often unaware of all the ridiculously stupid things they do. It gets to the point where what they say isn't even offensive anymore, for it has no meaning. Just like stepping out into the bright sunlight, people adjust. They block it out. What the idiots were doing to attract attention in the first place drives it away. Unless someone, such as myself, is trying to read in peace and can't concentrate over the volume of their obscenity.
Speaking of their volume, I hate my bus driver. You'll get the connection in a minute. She does not punish anyone. She tells people to stop, once or twice, and gives up. Jerks get right up next to her and start swearing at 6-year-old children, children who used to be good kids, but now have mouths fouler than their teachers'. She does absolutely nothing. Sure, if someone takes something that belongs to her, or even if it just falls on the floor, she'll pull the bus over and make us late.
Now these two retards (nothing against the mentally slow) were yelling, and I mean yelling. Louder than my singing in the shower yelling. I know she heard them. All the kids up front heard them, too. She didn't even ask them to stop. Here they are, plotting to get "All the whites to gang up on that N," and she doesn't even blink. ARGH! I wish she would just make it a silent bus. Anyone who talks get written up. Then I could read, and not have to worry about their idiocy. Or better yet, I wish I could finally go and get my friggin' liscense! Then I wouldn't have to ride the bus! I could sleep in! And I wouldn't have to bum rides from Juniors! Ah, the freedom....
Sorry. Started to daydream a bit there. Anywho, the point I'm trying to make is, KILL ANYONE WHO DROPS THE F-BOMB MORE THAN THREE TIMES IN ONE SENTANCE!!!!
That's all.
Oh, and if anyone happens to 'accidentally' kill, or even maim the guys that I'm 'not' talking about, there's always there chance that they happen to find a wad of twenties lying inside their locker a couple of days later. Not that I'd know anything about that.
And the imbecile, apparently, says, "A-B-C-D-F-F-F!!!!!"
Pulled from the planet-sized mind of Christopholes around 7:30 PM
4 Comments:
Hahahaha, great post. I thought rants of cursing were limited mostly to junior high students, but apparently some high schoolers have the same problem. Apparently the punch on the nose wasn't enough to teach that one kid a lesson. Of course I suspect that either their parents are abusive or their parents let them do whatever they want. Sigh...
I suggest that you write a letter to the principal in which you identify everything. Maybe it could be anyonomous, if you wanted it to be. Or, if there are people like you on the bus, get them to sign your letter as well. In any case, the kids should not get away with that. And neither should the bus driver. As a matter of fact, I'm more upset that the bus driver allows such talk than that the kids actually talk that way. It shouldn't be to hard to write the letter, you already have most of it with this post.
Or you could simply walk up to the guilty ones and attempt to communicate. I suggest starting out by pointing at your chest and then saying, "me Chris." You may want to insert a random cuss word or two here. Then point at them and say, "you talk. You talk bad. Bad talk Chris no like." If they stare at you blankly, don't get discouraged, the dialect is hard to master. Most likely they are having trouble understanding you because of your non-cursing accent. Again I suggest throwing more explicitives inbetween your words. If that doesn't work, try the old grab-a-long-piece-of-solid-steel-and-bend-it-in-front-of-their-faces trick. Steel-Bend is the universal language.
I'll catch you cats later.
"Yo, me and Bobby be walkin down the *beep*. Ain't got nottin to *beep* but I got ma pants on. Oh they so tight I be *beep*in my *beep*."
- FIF
While I agree with JJ's first method, I don't know if I like the second. However, being on the same bus, I wouldn't mind "randomly" finding the stack of twenties....
The second suggestion was employing the use of s-a-to-the-r-c-a-s-m. I don't really suggest doing it. Or do I?
if i had known you were so against foul-mouthed people i so would've... used it less.. or more.. hmmm.... i dunno... i guess i never noticed you never swore... what the hell's the matter with you?! lol i love you chris :)
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